oH MYF UCKING GOD
tHIS IS THE BEST DASH ‘ACCIDENT’ IN TUMBLR HISTORY.
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How lesbians signal for other lesbians.
if you look closely, in the background, there is a faint second rainbow. here we see the response of a second lesbian. this lesbian will soon sense the response and make her journey across the unforgiving terrain in hopes to mate. let’s hope she makes it. the future of the lesbian population depends on it.
this fucking website
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MOTHERFUCKER, THIS QUOTE IS SO DAMN BIG YOU AIN’T GOT NO CHOICE BUT TO READ IT. — Now that I have your attention, you have a nice bum. (via hedlunds)
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so apparently there’s talk about Benedict starring opposite Keira Knightley in a movie that would come out next year and they’re saying it’ll be called “The Imitation Game” but seriously who passed up the opportunity to call it “The Battle of the Cheekbones” because sHIT
THE WORLD ISN’T READY FOR THAT SHIT.
Benedict would cut a bitch with those cheekbones of his.
if you sold all your eggs you would make $3.2 billion
your uterus is worth $3.2 billion
#and a nutsack is worth like $25 and half a pb&j
I JUST REALIZED THAT THIS MEANS EVERY TIME YOU HAVE A PERIOD YOU LOSE $8,000???????????? TERRIBLE
Maybe that’s why we get so emotional
#this is it #we cracked it #the secret of periods
did you just make an egg pun
hi yes can we please stop shaming people who get a better grade than you but are still upset??? it’s totally fine if you’re a bit annoyed with it but some people have really high expectations of themselves and anything less than meets makes them feel reALLY BAD because their perspective of their grades is relative to their own standards and not yours and perfectionism is an actual thing people struggle with so can we sTOP telling them they’re being cocky and unreasonable please
when you guys make sad posts and no one responds and you think no one cares
no no no noononnonono that’s not true
tbh I would totally be fixing up chicken soup for you and hug you if you are sad but
I’m jsut not good at wording things…….
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